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Player Profiles
Karl Patterson Age: 55 Occupation: Landlord Nickname: Lord Lucan Status: Single Notes: Never plays and is just a puppet figure-head. |
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Stuart Marshall Age: 29 Occupation: Works with Dad Nickname: Peperami Status: Married to Emma (so not available :-) Notes: Playing style of a stork in a tu-tu and has a worrying fetish for skirts. |
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Ian Donachie Age: 45 Occupation: We are still wondering! Nickname: Longboat Status: Married (with two expensive daughters) Notes: Large fella who looks like Andy Fordham, but plays like Betty Ford. |
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Troy Miller Age: 40 (so we are told) Occupation: Organises things Nickname: Helen of. Status: Single ( with son) Notes: Always has something to say, and never keeps quiet. |
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Julian (Jules) Wickham Age: 40 Occupation: Male Vehicle Scrubber (business owner) Nickname: Which Bed Status: Changes daily so we are not sure Notes: Suave, sophisticated and is one for the ladies, so he keeps telling us. Loves the colour Pink! |
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Ian Ingram Age: 44 Occupation: Professional Worrier Nickname: Herman Status: Father of Imogen Notes: Born in Germany of English/Indian parents, lives with an American and has an identity crisis! |
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Tony Randle Age: 42 Occupation: This needs research! Nickname: The Undertaker Status: Married Notes: Quiet, likeable fella. The most normal one of the team, but sleeps with his darts |
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Alex Miller Age: 15 Occupation: Student (when at School) Nickname: Cashpoint Status: Single and not old enough to be let near any female Notes: Talks a better game that his father and will be a better player as well :-) |
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Phil Hicks Age: 48 Occupation: Yorkie Bar Truck Driver Nickname: Shane Status: Available Notes:Caretaker manager of the millers, needs a new makeover as his choice of shirts is alarming! |
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Stuart Hunter Age: 18 Occupation: Gardener Nickname: Dave the Spade Status: Available Notes: Training to be a Fireman in order to rescue damsens in distress! |
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Chris Archer Age: 18 Occupation: He does something? Nickname: Stud Status: Available (unsure) Notes: |
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Paul Butler Age: I'm too polite to ask Occupation: Taxi Driver :-) Nickname: ? Status: Available Notes: Very nice guy and the jewel in our crown :-) |
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Nick Day Age: ? Occupation: ? Nickname: ? Status: ? Notes: Need to find out more !!! |
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Bob Miller Age: 66 Occupation: Retired Nickname: ? Status: Married to Margeret Notes: Be very careful if he offers you any homebrew! |
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Simon Gulliver Age: 25 Occupation: Makes sand paper Nickname: ? Status: Taken Notes: Likes a drink so keep and eye on this one:-) |
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Margeret Miller Age: 21 Occupation: Looks after everyone! Nickname: Martini Status: Married to Bob Notes: The team driver - any time, any place, anywhere :-) |
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